27 August 2008

Hoi! Saper tu haaa?

There is something ‘funny’ about my house these days. Last 2 weeks (while I was already in bed, ready to sleep) I heard noises from ceiling – like something big crawling. When the first time I heard the noise, I thought kucing kot. Walau pun sedikit was was dengan tekaan tu, sebab bunyi macam binatang yang lebih besar dari kucing. Kat belakang rumah lak siap ada bunyi anjing menyalak-nyalak dengan galak. I never mentioned it to Che Man, sebab dia tak pernah lak cakap apa-apa pasal tu. Selamba ajer aku tengok. Tah tah aku sorang jer yang dengar bunyi tu? Few nights okeyyyy…

Now the noises sudah stopped. Bagussss….

Last week, balik dari kampung, aku pun mulakan lah project membasuh kain. Washing machine aku kat work area. Between the work area and area belakang rumah tu separated by grill. Terkejut aku tengok ada satu baldi kecik tertonggok kat depan grill tu. Dalam baldi tu nampak macam ada kain. Che Man kata bukan dia letak. Takkan Aiman letak kot?

Sampai sekarang baldi tu ada kat situ lagi. Hoi jiran sebelah! Hang pa punya kaaa? Ambik balik la. Nyemak rumah aku yang memang dah semak ni. Aik? Rumah sebelah mana ada orang? Iskh!

Teringat kisah masa aku mengandungkan Aiman dulu.

Sebelah rumah aku tu rumah kosong. Aku pasti takda lampu, takda air lagi sebab ada tanda ‘For Sale’ kat pintu pagar dia. Satu malam tu, tetiba laki aku tanya “Naper sangkut bra kat grill tu?”. Aku pun gi tengok. Dah tentu nya bukan bra aku. Itu bra murah la… (wahhhhh… berlagak siot!). Aku pun ambik dan campak kat luar pagar.

After few days, nyaris aku dapat heart attack. Bra tu datang balik. Kali ni tersangkut kat towel rack inside the work area (selalunya aku sidai kain buruk atau alas kaki kat situ). Maksud aku, kalau dari luar tu boleh hulur tangan sampai la kat situ. Seram lak aku rasa. Aku campak kat luar pagar lagi. Dah. Tak pernah datang balik dah. Syukurrrrrr…

Citer lain lak.

Malam semalam around 11.30pm, Aiman tido dalam bilik, Che Man depan TV sambil lipat kain (baik kan laki aku tolong lipat kain bagai?). Aku lak kat bilik belakang tengah gosok baju. Tetiba aku dengar Aiman menangis. I asked Che Man check on him. Member pun berlari lah masuk bilik tepuk-tepuk kan Aiman suh tido balik. From the room (where I was ironing), I can see part of Che Man’s legs on the bed.

Tup-tup I heard the TV senyap. Bila aku jenguk, I saw the TV screen with ‘guide’ menu and it was scrolling up and down - like somebody is browsing through the channels. Pas tu channel tukar dari ‘E’ to ‘AXN’. Pelik la kan coz I can still see Che Man in the room. So, mustahil lah dia yang tukar channel tu kan? Aku perhati kan je lagi (from the place I was standing, I could only see the TV cabinet).

Pastu, tukar channel lagi - ini bukan terus tukar channel okeyyy…. Number sebijik-sebijik keluar macam kita sedang tukar channel A.STRO tu. Tup-tup, TV1 pulak. So aku keluar sikit dari dapur tengok area sofa – korang tau saper yang aku nampak? Sah sah la takda sesapa kat situ. Kita orang kan bertiga jer kat dalam rumah ni. Aku pun pi kat depan carik remote control (was on the sofa) and checked it. Well, nothing unusual about it. Put it on the coffee table and left the TV on.

Aku sambung gosok baju. Later Che Man kuar tengok TV balik. Aku pun join him after that. Aku betul-betul lupa to tell him about it until this morning.

We were about to leave the house :

Aku : “Masa lepas abang tepuk Aiman suh tido balik malam tadi, pas tu sambung tengok TV, TV tu kat channel mana yek?”

Che Man : “TV1”

Aku : “It wasn’t me who changed the channel you know…...”

Che Man diam jer…..

Takut ke Bang? Muhahahahaha….

13 August 2008

So, You Want to Know What I think?

There is a policy.

(Gatal jer tangan aku nak jer aku upload kan policy tu kat sini kasi korang tengok betapa mangkuk nya polici tu. Tak pasal-pasal ada yang kena saman ngan company kang)

Aku belum submit kat boss lagi.

Aku nak baca duaploh kali dulu - nak kasi darah menggelegak.

Besok aku akan bagi kat boss for his approval.

Harap-harap dia akan tanya pendapat aku like “So? What do you think?”

Tolong la boss tanya camtu. Sebab aku dah prepared jawapan dah ni:

“So you want to know what I think?”

“I think this is NOT RIGHT”
“I think this is so WRONG”
“I think this is so UNFAIR”
“I think this is so AUTOCRATIC”
“I think this is so STUPID”
“I think you will further discuss this RUBBISH with him”
“I think he will answer you by citing this and that clauses from some standard requirements and make them sound so true……” ------> walaupun ianya adalah drama semata.
“I think you will sign it anyway”

I think I am getting angry now.
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Sudah lah! Check Jobstreet lagi bagus.
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