30 July 2008

.... dan jawapan nya....

Aku mintak kat budak HR training certificates yang belum dapat-dapat lagi sejak dolu-dolu. Budak tu jawab tak leh bagi pasal itu hak company - company bayar. Fuhhhh! Berapi jer aku dengan jawapan angkuh tu. Tapi aku tak mau lah buat bising kat budak tu pasal dah tentunya dia ni menurut arahan pihak-pihak tertentu.

Lepas beberapa bulan, aku tanya lagi. Kali ni aku tanya person in charge for training. I was hoping he will say “I’ll check for you”. Instead he answered “We will not give them to you because sudah jadi hak company”.

Haaaaa????? What the tuttttttt?

Korang pun tau kan, kita attend training, dah tentu nya company bayar, company yang suh pergi. Certificate nama kita dah tentunya kita yang simpan. Macam sijil beranak, sijil nikah, sijil SPM dan sebagainya, kecualilah DEATH certificate.

Sengaja nak sakit kan hati aku, dia kata nanti dia bagi kalau aku resign. Tang tang tu gak aku suh dia prepare some training certificates for my husband who used to work here. (Laki aku kerja sini sepuluh tahun, attended many trainings, tapi cuma dapat beberapa ketul certificates je. Bila dia requests, alasan adalah seperti yang di atas).

Korang tau apa MAMAT tu jawab?

“I can only give certified true copy. Policy”.

Macam bangang kan?

Berani pulak dia cakap policy tu, big boss (boss aku) yang initiate. Kau nak cakap pasal policy ye? Bolehhhhhhhhhh.........

Semua policy, boss aku kena approve. So, pasti dapat kat aku dulu. Aku tak leh la ingat semua policy kat sini, tapi kalau ada policy camni, dah tentu nya aku akan ingat – very weird policy kan? Aku suh tunjuk policy tu, mamat tu mengelabah. Pas tu jawab, it is a V.E.R.B.A.L policy!

Bodo kan? Company mana ada verbal policy, ngok!

After my boss balik from outstation, I told him of what happened. Guess what? He agrees with me. So, he talked to HR head. But…. after that he asked me to wait as HR head has to check on something first. (Woit! Nak check apa lagi? Kan ni benda basic?) Sudah nya aku dok bertekak lak ngan boss aku. Haru betul.

The next day, while all management staffs having meeting, my boss call me out of the meeting room and told me: “For next month management meeting, please include training certificates presentation in the agenda”

Yeay!

Yesterday, when no one around, I walked into his office and told him that I would like to apologize if I’ve raised my voice that day. I didn’t mean to argue with him. (He asked me to wait, I should just wait). Tapi aku kan keras kepala dan tak sabar punya orang. We all discussed sket-sket, aku minta maap banyak-banyak and he said he is cool about it.

So, aku kira ni settle.

(Walaupun aku sebenarnya nak cakap kat dia, tak yah tunggu next month meeting, bagi je sekarang. Tapi itu akan menyebab kan aku menjadi puak PELAMPAU lak!)

Mamat tu ada lain macam sikit ngan aku dua tiga hari ni. Kompem dia kena marah ngan boss dia.

Hey mamat, kalau kau baca ni, pas tu tak puas hati ngan aku, kita boleh settle. Call me. Nanti aku tunggu kat simpang.
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24 July 2008

Sila Jawab!



Can somebody pulezzzzzzz tell me......

Kalau aku datang training arranged by company, pas tu training provider tu issue training certificate, certificate tu kepunyaan saper?

a) Aku kah?

b) Company kah?

c) Does not matter kah?

Please..... tell me......

16 July 2008

Dewata

Tak tau kenapa sejak akhir-akhir ni aku malas tahap dewata. Aku dah tak berapa productive bila buat kerja. Bila tak productive, tak effective. Ada masanya, boss aku lak yang jadi PA aku. Camna ni? Kerja bukannya takda – banyak. Tapi susah sangat aku nak mula. Sangat-sangat berat rasanya. Aku benci la rasa macam ni. So, aku rasa ada baiknya aku carik kerja lain sebelum keadaan ni melarat. Lagi pun, ini peluang untuk aku dapat gaji lebih sket. Ye la… mungkin ni salah satu sebab aku nak carik kerja lain. Berapa lama aku nak bertahan cukup makan jer? Aku pun dah makin kuat makan sekarang. Lelama nanti tentu tak cukup kan?

So, last week, aku selak-selak newspaper, tah camna aku tengok iklan kerja lak. Ada satu yang menarik perhatian aku. Siap photostat simpan lagi. Ingat nanti balik rumah nak update resume, buat application letter apa patut. Tapi hampeh. Bila aku try buat resume, aku tersedar yang resume aku dah 8 tahun tak ber update. Aku tak tau pun camna nak buat dah. Tak confident. Aku carik-carik sijil training dan sebagainya, tak bayak yang aku jumpa coz ada sijil-sijil yang tak pernah sampai kat aku pun, bleh? Aku syak, HR sudah simpan/sorok dalam personal file aku dan aku pulak tak pernah mintak. Camna nak mintak sekarang ni?

Pas tu aku cuba taip application letter, satu haprak pun tak menjadi. Seriously, I do not know how to write it.

Walaupun habuk pun tarak, aku gi gatal-gatal membayang kan soalan-soalan yang bakal dikemukakan masa interview nanti - bleh camtu? Aku pun start taip jawapan-jawapan yang mungkin akan aku ketengahkan masa tu. Siap imagine pakai baju apa lagi. Pas tu aku felt demotivated pulak. Tarus tutup laptop. Entah aku save kan ke tidak, apa yang aku taip tadi tu - tak pasti.

Sebelum tido, aku pun buat kira-kira:

Berapa gaji nak mintak? Agak-agak diarang nak bagi ke gaji camtu? Apa yek value sekarang ni? Nak lunch kat mana? Handphone ngan telephone number ni nak kena pulangkan kat hotel, so nak pakai nombor apa pulak. Ingat-ingat company baru tu nak sponsor company handphone (and pay for the bills too?) Rasa-rasanya Dato’ tu tak kisah ker aku pakai baju kurung 5 kali seminggu? Ehhhh…. Mana pulak aku tau yang boss baru tu pangkat Dato? Memandai jer aku ni. Pandai ke aku buat kerja tu nanti? Gembira ke aku kat situ nanti? Kalau tak gembira, camna?

Sampai termimpi-mimpi aku malam tu. Siot lah.

Past tu kat ofis asyik terbayang-terbayang camna nanti nak bagi tau boss aku yang aku nak resign? Kot-kot dia counter offer camna? (P.E.R.A.S.A.N!) Bermaruah kah aku untuk terima? Kot dah terima camna rasanya kerja lepas tu? Malas tahap dewata lagi kah?

See? Resume pun belum buat, aku dah melalut sampai ke situ. Tak malu betul! Baru je jumpa iklan, dah berangan bagai nak rak.

Nevermind. Ada masa lagi ni. Apa-apa pun, itu resume kasi update dulu!!

12 July 2008

Tau Tau nak Update Apa, So Aku Letak Gambar jer...

NAPER AKU SUKA BALIK KAMPUNG?


Ada durian....

Ada yang tolong jaga anak (boleh la melepak / merayau ....)


Boleh Breakfast kat luar rumah


...... dan tea time dalam rumah


Leh tengok Bang Long membanting tulang

(the wedding tak lama lagi je yek?)



07 July 2008

Poor Her

I was on duty last Friday. I had a late dinner at the coffee house.

There was this one young girl served me with drinks & food and clearing my plates from time to time. I did not recognize her – maybe a new staff. Didn’t even bother to ask for her name or looked at her name tag. Since there were not many guests left in the coffee house, she stationed herself near my table only.

The next morning, a staff personal file was sent to my office. It was reported that the staff had an accident.

It was the very same girl.

She was on her way back from work when the hit & run incident took place. She died on the spot!

Poor girl. She is only 19 years old.

[Al-Fatihah]

And that bloody driver who knocked her and run – S.T.O.P, is the least you can do la idiot!

01 July 2008

Macam Artis ker youuuu....?


Few days ago, I had a conversation with a new staff while waiting for her boss.
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Dia : Macam biasa tengok jer Ms. Nomi ni. Mungkin kita satu kolej dulu tak?
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Aku : Tak mungkin lah. Umur aku ngan nko jauh beza. I'm 30 something already.
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Dia : Hah? La.. ingat kan 20s lagi.
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(Aku sengih je la... harap-harap budak ni ikhlas la kan... Tiba-tiba ada geng dia menyampuk).
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Geng Dia : Nko tak perasan ke, muka Ms. Nomi macam penyanyi Zur Eda?
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Dia : A'ha..... patut la macam pernah tengok. Hehehehe...

(Kurang asam punya budak! Sama ke cam minah baju putih ni?)
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Picture taken from here

Sib baik petang tu masa lepas aku punch-out, another budak-baru tegur.

Budak-Baru : Tunggu sapa Ms. Nomi?

Aku : Tunggu husband.

Budak-baru : Husband? La... Ms. Nomi ni dah kahwin rupanya.

Aku : Dah ada anak pun dik oiii....

Budak-baru : Ishk... tapi you nampak cam orang belum kahwin yek? Muda jer...

Yeeee... haaaaa.....!!!

(Eh..? Orang belum kahwin nampak lebih muda yek?)

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