Bahaya ni

I had this weird dream last night (or was it this morning?).

In my dream, I received a letter, something like show cause letter from employer, but kindda technical letter, looked like you telephone bill – with columns, rows, boxes and all that.

It was actually sim card bill. WTF kan? Where got sim card bill? Hp bill adalah.

Anyway, at first, I didn’t understand what the letter was about. The only thing I felt after I looked at the letter was angry & confuse at the same time. Really angry I tell you. The letter asked me to return my sim card for no reasons.

Then, I read the letter again. It was hard. You know what I mean la, if you ever tried reading in your dream, like you try to read exam questions that suddenly appear in your dream the night before you sit for your exam. Something like that.

Anyway, after I tried very hard, I managed to read the letter.

It says something like:

We have investigated your sim card and found out that, during working hours, you were at sekian sekian shopping malls. Through your conversation with some sales girls, you were actually asking for some things to give your son for his birthday. In conclusion, you have violated company policy by using company facilities for your personal use during working hours. bla...bla... bla...

Haaaaaa… camtu la lebih kurang. Ayat memang berterabur la kan. Al maklum lah ayat-ayat dalam mimpi.

Anyway, I argued with I-don’t-know-who in the dream about validity of the accusation (guilty conscious masa tu), coz how the hell they know about that? Later I found out that my sim card got this ability to record my conversations or locations. Something like that.

I wanted to argue some more but Che Man woke me up. I opened my eyes, looked around for the letter, but it was nowhere to be seen. Oh! Mimpi rupanya.

As I was sitting on my bed tried not to laying down again, my head went saying: “Bahaya la camni. Tah tah they already knew when I made love and all that?” Oh mengarut terus sampai ke situ aku. Nko ingat kau politician?

Apa maksud mimpi tu? Adakah disebabkan ada ura-ura boss nak meng-install software that could track which websites we logged in? Adakah sebab kekadang (ok ok... selalu) I check blogs during office hour? Atau adakah kerana Aiman yang sedang enak tidur disebelah mempunyai kuasa sakti yakni berkebolehan memberitahu melalui mimpi yang dia belum dapat hadiah harijadi nya lagi?

Mungkin semuanya di atas.