Argh??

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Yesterday

Dia : Tak jadi gi J*ka*t*. Cancel la semua arrangement.

Aku : Ok.

Today

Dia : Semalam I suruh cancel arrangment, dah?

Aku : Dah. Semua skali.

Dia : Nampaknya kena arrange balik. Sebab mungkin I jadi pergi.

Aku : Argh???

Dia : Tapi yang ni pun TAK BERAPA confirm lagi. Tokyo belum hantar confirmation lagi.

Aku : Kita tunggu confirm dulu la baru arrange.

Dia : Tak pe, tak pe. You arrange je. MESTI book business class tau.

Aku : Ok la.

(After sometimes)

Aku : Business class tarak. Habeh. You I taruk kat list menunggu.

Dia : You letak I kat economy class pun takpe...

Aku : Argh???

Dia : Tak pe. Nanti kalau tak jadi, cancel jer...

Aku : Argh?

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Aku nak naik lift, nak gi bawah.

Lift A lepak 1 floor below, Lift B on the way down (slow motion) from 19th floor.

Since lift A lepak lama sangat, I called it (by pushing úp'button).

So it came.

Once inside the lift, I pushed 'down'.

Mangkuk berayun! Lift A shoot-up to 19th floor.

Door opened. Takde org pun! Then, (slow motion) turun bawah balik.

Bodo punye lift! Memain ngan aku yek?

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At 11.00am

"Ok all auditors. Please take your audit list and re-audit your areas. I want it after lunch!"

(kepala hotak kau!)

At 11.30am

"Oh! you on duty for customer service circle hari ni kan?. Please send your report after lunch"

(mangkuk hayun!)

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Aku : Your meeting at *** confirmed. Tmrow at 10.30am.

Dia : Good. I really need to see all of them. Anyway, I see first today.

If I can see them today, I'll talk to them, so no need meeting tomorrow.

Aku : Argh?

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A : Skrang you dalam committee yg mane?

Aku : 5S team leader, 5S steering committee, 5S Auditor, ISO Auditor, OHSAS Auditor, Customer Service Ambassador, MOD, Sports Club Committee, ICC Team...

A : Do you want...

Aku : Aha... letak la nama aku. Come on. Make my day!

(bloody a*sh*l*!)

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"Nomi, tolong ambik ni"

(sambil hulur satu file yg tersangat tebal)

"Nak buat ape ni?"

"Sebelum audit, you tengok-tengok kan la, apa-apa yang patut nak dibuat"

(Muka Selamba)

"Argh?"

(Dalam hati : Hoi mangkuk! Ape kena mengena ngan aku?)

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"Nomi, tolong buat ni"

(sambil hulur beberapa helai kertas)

"Aik. Bukan aku dah buat the last round ker"

"Aha... tapi Mr. G tak datang. MC. You ganti lar..."

"Ala....."

(Dalam hati: Hoi mangkuk! Takde org lain ker? Apesal aku je?)