Facts About Che Man

Amy tagged me lama dah. In fact I kindda promised her that I will do it soon, but……. Hehehe.

Anyway, for this I am supposed to just answer facts about my husband. The thing is when I looked at these questions I realized that I am sure about the answers. So I modified this tag a bit (kau jangan marah ye Amy).

First, I typed my answers, and then I asked him these questions and give my comments based on our answers.

Anyway, since I asked him these questions in the car while he was driving us to work (rushing ok… hari-hari lambat kita orang ni), I guess he didn’t really think about his answers. Mana nak dengar soklan aku lagi, mana nak avoid hitting cars in front of us, mana nak tengok jalan boleh nak cilok lagi. Bukan nya multitasking laki aku ni. Aku pulak pressured him to give proper answer. Ni je la hasilnya.


1) He’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
My answer:
Kalau boleh dia nak tengok bola. Tapi sports channels dah tak subscribe. Jadi selalunya channel AXN. Bebalik CSI – New York, Vegas, Miami (cerita session lama pun dia tengok). Tak pun cerita thriller / action. Pening kepala aku terpaksa tengok cerita kungfu cina. Satu lagi cerita Allahyarham P. Ramli (sambil gelak kuat-kuat padahal dah beribu kali dengar lawak yang sama).

His answer:
CSI / House / 24

My comments:
So my answer about AXN betul lah kan?

2) You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?

My answer:

He doesn’t eat salad.

His answer:
Thousand Islands.

My comments:
He had difficulties to answer this. He didn’t seem to know names of salad dressings what more to pronounce them. So, jawapan tu je dia tau bagi. Tak nak ngaku tak makan salad. Ceh!

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3) What’s one food he doesn’t like?

My answer:
Laksa. Katanya tak reti makan campur banyak-banyak benda ni.

His answer:
“Ada. Tapi can’t think of one now”

My comments:
He was just lazy to think.


4) You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?

My answer:
Teh tarik. Teh ais. Nasi Goreng ayam Mee Goreng mamak.

His anwser:
The tarik / Nescafe tarik / The Ais / Nasi goreng ayam / Mee mamak.

My comments:
I always tell him that he is not adventurous when it comes to food. Tends to go to the same place eat same food. And I am becoming like him too.

5) Where did he go to high school?

My answer:
A yo yo….. emmm, arrrr…… Sekolah Menegah Section 2 Shah Alam kot….. atau Sek. Men. Seksyen 6. Antara dua nil ah. *mengeleng-ngelengkan kepala*

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His answer:
Sekolah Menengah Seksyen 16, Shah Alam.

My comments:
Hahahaha….. You see, I know where the school is. He showed me many times. The only problem is I don’t know the section number.
And many times he told me about he changed school once to Seksyen 2 and that’s how I got confused. Lagi pun memang aku takleh ingat sangat nombor-nombor ni.


6) What size shoes does he wear?

My answer:
Lapan. Mungkin jugak tujuh. Agak-agak je la. Tak pernah check pulak. Dah tanya dia banyak kali, tapi tak pernah ingat pun jawapan dia. I told you, I can’t remember numbers.

His answer:
8 or 7

My comments:
Dia pun nampak cam confuse when answering this. I could see he was about to check his shoes when suddenly he realized that dia tengah drive.


7) If he was to collect anything, what would it be?

My answer:
Nothing.

His answer:
Nothing.

My comments:
Apa nak komen lagi?


8) What is his favorite type of sandwich?

My answer:
He doesn’t like sandwich.

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His answer:
Egg Sandwich

My comments:
Ooo… ye ke? Tak pernah pulak aku buatkan dia egg sandwich. Makan masa bila ni?
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9) What would this person eat every day if he could?

My answer:
Gulai siput sedut.

His answer:
Steak

My comments:
Tersasar jauh nampaknya.

10) What is his favorite cereal?

My answer:
Coco Crunch. Ni aku agak je, becoz that is the only type of cereal he buys every time I ask for cereal.

His answer:
“Apa yang Aiman selalu makan tu? Chocolaté cereal?”

My comments:
Maksud dia; Coco Crunch.

11) What would he never wear?

My answer:
Kemeja bunga-bunga.

His answer:
Emm… tah la…. Tak leh pikir lah. Next question lah.

My comments bebelan:
“Apa la Abang ni. Soklan tentang diri sendiri pun payah nak nak jawab. Memang tak boleh dibawak masuk kiuz. Kalah la jawabnya. Tah per per tah!”

12) What is his favorite sports team?

My answer:
Takghotiden-do.

His answer:
Chelsea (tau tak spelling / malas nak check)

My comments:
Lantak awak ler.

13) Who did he vote for?

My answer:
He didn’t. Not even a registered voter (look who’s talking!)

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His answer:
N/A

My Comments:
I didn’t ask him this question – no point.

14) Who is his best friend?

My answer:
Ni pun aku tak pasti. Selain aku (perasan dah…) he is very close with his sister. Sikit-skit nak consult / check/ ajak / call akak dia.

His answer:
Sham, Ijad.

My comments:
I told him, he gave wrong answer. Coz I just don’t see that way. Later he said, they are his close friends but not best friends. Whatever…

15) What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?

My Answer:
Bangun tido lambat

His Answer:
Bangun tido lamat

My Comments:
Bagus. Ni namanya; saling memahami.

16) What is his heritage?

My answer:
Malay. Father from Kedah. Mother from Melaka.

His Answer:
Melayu.
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My Comments:
Tengok tau.

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17) What is his favorite color?

My Answer:
Nothing in particular. But hates green shirt.

His Answer:
Blue

My Comments:
He never owns anything blue. Blue shirts are only his working uniform. Other than that are jeans. Both cars are red. No blue personal belongings. Not even blue films. Mungkin hari-hari dok tengopk langit, tu pasal dia cuma ingat biru. Tak pun otak blue. I don’t know.

18) What is his habit?

My answer:
Smoking – bad habit.

His answer:
Lap muka dengan tangan.

My comments:
Bang…. You don’t see smoking as a bad habit kah? Dan awak tak lap muka dengan tangan, tapi dengan lengan baju. Tu yang orang tak suka tu.


19) What is he proud of?

My answer:
His son (he better give the same answer!)

His answer:
My family

My comments:
Well, that is a better answer I think.


20) Lastly, do you think he will read this?
My answer:
Oh yes. Since I will ask him all these questions, he would want to read my answers & comments very soon.

His answer:
No. No time.

My comments:
Ye….. la tu!


There were at some points we argued about our answers. The fact is, I really don’t know much about my own husband. Thank you for tagging me Amy. Jangan serik tau.

Sesapa yang berminat sila buat tag ni. Aku nak gi mémorise Che Man punya answers, so I can be better wife. Ngeh.. ngeh.. ngeh….

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Nota ujung-ujung:

Thanks Rosnah for your sms. Aku belum balas sms tu sebab sedih dengan jawapan sendiri. Buat sekian kalinya, aku tak dapat join sesi-makan-gelak-sampai-pipi-keras tu hari Ahad ni sebab balik kampung. Ada hal sikit.

Kot-kot nak breakfast gathering April ni, sila lah buat 11/4 atau 25/4, kat Subang Parade sebab Sabtu tu den off, tapi anak boleh hantar kat MIL. Sekian pesanan ujung-ujung saya.

*sob sob*

Bahaya ni

I had this weird dream last night (or was it this morning?).

In my dream, I received a letter, something like show cause letter from employer, but kindda technical letter, looked like you telephone bill – with columns, rows, boxes and all that.

It was actually sim card bill. WTF kan? Where got sim card bill? Hp bill adalah.

Anyway, at first, I didn’t understand what the letter was about. The only thing I felt after I looked at the letter was angry & confuse at the same time. Really angry I tell you. The letter asked me to return my sim card for no reasons.

Then, I read the letter again. It was hard. You know what I mean la, if you ever tried reading in your dream, like you try to read exam questions that suddenly appear in your dream the night before you sit for your exam. Something like that.

Anyway, after I tried very hard, I managed to read the letter.

It says something like:

We have investigated your sim card and found out that, during working hours, you were at sekian sekian shopping malls. Through your conversation with some sales girls, you were actually asking for some things to give your son for his birthday. In conclusion, you have violated company policy by using company facilities for your personal use during working hours. bla...bla... bla...

Haaaaaa… camtu la lebih kurang. Ayat memang berterabur la kan. Al maklum lah ayat-ayat dalam mimpi.

Anyway, I argued with I-don’t-know-who in the dream about validity of the accusation (guilty conscious masa tu), coz how the hell they know about that? Later I found out that my sim card got this ability to record my conversations or locations. Something like that.

I wanted to argue some more but Che Man woke me up. I opened my eyes, looked around for the letter, but it was nowhere to be seen. Oh! Mimpi rupanya.

As I was sitting on my bed tried not to laying down again, my head went saying: “Bahaya la camni. Tah tah they already knew when I made love and all that?” Oh mengarut terus sampai ke situ aku. Nko ingat kau politician?

Apa maksud mimpi tu? Adakah disebabkan ada ura-ura boss nak meng-install software that could track which websites we logged in? Adakah sebab kekadang (ok ok... selalu) I check blogs during office hour? Atau adakah kerana Aiman yang sedang enak tidur disebelah mempunyai kuasa sakti yakni berkebolehan memberitahu melalui mimpi yang dia belum dapat hadiah harijadi nya lagi?

Mungkin semuanya di atas.

Today A.iman is 2 Years Old

For my own pleasure,

I have uploaded few photos

(eh.. tipu, many photos actually) of him .

Happy Birthday my dear A.iman N.uruddin.

May you always have His blessing & love.

Have wonderful years ahead.

1 Day Old

1 and half month.

Masa bersiap pergi specialist.

He had lump in his neck. Luckly, nothing serious.

2 months.

Finally at our house in Klang.



3 Months.


6 Months.
Cukur Jambul.

After cukur jambul.
First time botak.

7 Months.

Baru pandai meniarap.

7 months.

Got his Kad Pengenalan.

8 months.

Sedang belajar berdiri.

9 Months.

First Aidilfitri for him.

1 Year.

During his birthday party.

11 months.

After herniotomy operation.

14 Months.

15 Months.

Exploring children playground for the first time.

16 Months.

His style of sleeping.

17 Months.

Pantang tengok kucing, mesti nak tarik ekor.

19 Months.

His second Aidilfitri.

20 Months.

He loves camera.

22 Months.

Mula belajar naik basikal.

22 Months.

Dah pandai nak cuba main video games.

23 Months.

First time in swimming pool.

Dah la Ibu.... Malu la bebanyak gambar camni.

Hadiah harijadi mana?

Gomok na ko?

Itu hari la. Dah lamo sobonar eh cito ni. Tak sompek nak update yo. Tadi den baco citor minah yang fav color pink tapi nickname dia green apple, pasal dia nak mintak jadi bahan cobaan untuk slimming centre. Toghuih den teringek hal yang jadi bebeghapo minggu lopeh.

Cenggini cito eh.

Ada sekali tu hujung minggu, maso boss takdo, den bersantai-santai kek opis baco newspaper dio. Yo lah. Hari Sabtu kan… apo barang kojo kuek kan? Peh tu den ternampak lak satu iklan slimming center yang agak mahsyor kek Malaysia ni. Dio suh sms namo kito ngan cawangan yang kita raso nak cuba at free of charge. Den pun punyo la pendek akal, den poie sms tulih “N.omi S.ubang P.arade”.

Dah la pendek akal, peh tu den leh ilang ingatan lak pasal tu. Boto..... Lansung tak ingat doh....

Minggu dopan eh tu, den cuti-cuti Malaysia, melepak kek kampung, den dapek call dari slimming centre tu. Dio kato nak bagi offer free trial untuk den kat slimming centre S,ubang P.arade. Suh den spare 3 jam. Mak ai…. Masalah bosa ni. Den sobonar eh takdo pun bagi tau laki den pasal sms tu. Ghaso menyosa pun ado. Cakap punyo cakap, akhir eh den ngan sales girl tu setuju set date untuk hujung minggu.

Few days peh tu, den pun bagi tau la kek Che Man. Member rileks jo. Aik…? Polik ni, ingatkan nak marah. Mungkin dia pun sodar yang bini eh dah debab dan FOC offer cam ni takdo membocor an poket dio.

Tapi 2 hari sobolum tu, den pikir-pikir balik, 3 jam tu lamo. Kesian kek anak den tinggal lelamo. Kok terbeghak ko deh, kok ghindu kek den ko…..Peh tu den cakap kek Che Man, tak jadi la nak poie. Sok eh tu den nak call slimming centre tu. Tapi den baru perasan yang den sobonar eh takdo nombor tipon dio. Po laie… den google la.

Peh tu den terjumpo bondo ni, cito ni dan kisah ni. La wei… lagi bersemangat lak den nak cancel appointment. Toghuih den call. Minah tu suh explain napo tak jadik lak. Den maleh nak citor. Den cakap “I’ve change my mind. I’m not that fat la. Thank you anyway”. Peh tu dio citor yang dio dah book bilik la, itu la, ini la. Nasib kau la milah. Den bukan kesah na masalah ko do. Bolum jumpa nak push push, ni kang kalau dah kek dopan mato, maun den terpaksa sign up plak. Den ni bukan buleh orang push push – ghimeh.

Tapi takpo la. Seb baik den teringat nak google. Walau asal eh nak carik nombor tipon (macam takleh tanyo operator), tapi dapek info lobeh laie. Elok la tu.

Den dah gilo apo? Ado ko den poie hantar sms tu? Kok yo pun teringin, patut eh den google ko dulu ko… tanyo orang ko….. Yang den sebok-sebok nak kurus free napo? Melantak kuek, bosonam maleh, makan jamu kurus manjang lupo, minum herba tea terjeluek, peh tu komplen gomok! Bongok tul den ni.

Ok ok. Dulu den 45 kg. Lopeh bersalin budak bertuah tu, jadi 55 kg. Lopeh 3 bulan jadi 50kg. Sampai sekrang camni la. Gomok na ko?

Kok korang tak paham entry ni, takpo do. Tosah ghisau-ghisau hati. Citor biaso jo. Tak koso den nak translate do. Den update ni dah cukup baik (untuk jiwo den sendiri).

Tak dapek nak nolong do….!

Pst : Giler susah nak eja loghat Negeri Sembilan ni. Bebolit lidah den dibuek eh!